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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys. Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here! The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

A: Co Fe2 Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. A: Na Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."Helium doesn't react. Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

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So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? A: He He Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.

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